Your reading requirement of the moment...

All three of you know that I occasionally force feed you articles from this amazing place known by some as "the Internet."

This is one of those.

https://soranews24.com/2021/09/27/hybrid-cup-noodle-sodas-forbidden-flavors-to-astound-and-traumatize%e3%80%90taste-test%e3%80%91/ 

You're welcome.

In that case you have TWO problems headline of the moment

I Hate Myself, But I Love Taco Bell's New Chicken Sandwich Taco

--kotaku.com

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Sorry, but penne can fuck itself; if I can't twirl it, I don't want it.

--Kayla Kibbe

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Everything I was doing was put on hold. I decided to see this as an opportunity to deepen my own experience and isolate myself. I went to the mountains and lived there with very little food, in harsh weather conditions, with no shelter but a cave. It gave me the time to truly imbibe my own teachings. What became very clear was that true happiness has nothing to do with external phenomena; it is innate.

--Khedrupchen Rinpoche

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[Westland, MI] is not a city you move to on purpose. 

--MI Mary

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The problem I have with 'fat and stupid people' is the same problem I have with 'stupid people.'

--b1-67er

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There's a hit song in every fried pimento-cheese sandwich!

--Keith Urban

The Inner Demons of Laundry

LV, NV

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Being unconscious is not normal.

--Benjamin Wedro

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The landscape for businesses has become increasingly hostile.

--Pooja Nair

Tautology partial quote of the moment

...you don't have to have an opinion on everything.

--Bob Nozick

Superlative quote of the moment

The most annoying spot in Las Vegas, and possibly the world, is at the Forum Shops at Caesars Palace. 

--Scott Roeben

Your tax dollars at work headline of the moment

FTC investigates why McDonald's ice cream machines are always broken

--ajc.com

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You try to enjoy the beautiful countryside passing by and think back to bygone days. It works for a while. But by Hartford or New Haven, you are wondering how this country ever got to the moon or invented anything.

--Kevin Ellis

Ambiguous news quote of the moment

Because of the smell, production on Neville Island was ceased.

--wpxi.com

(My emphasis. There is ZERO surrounding information of what is -or even possibly could be- produced.)