Your reading requirement of the moment...

All three of you know that I occasionally force feed you articles from this amazing place known by some as "the Internet."

This is one of those.

https://soranews24.com/2021/09/27/hybrid-cup-noodle-sodas-forbidden-flavors-to-astound-and-traumatize%e3%80%90taste-test%e3%80%91/ 

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