statistic of the moment
in 2015, Delta airlines mishandled 276,000 of 120,000,000 bags.
a return to greatness
We try to tell these young cats, the po-po ain't the power structure. The police are not the power structure. The police are controlled and moved like pawns on a chess game. And I tell these cats all the time, man, y'all gotta start playing chess instead of checkers.
-- professor Griff
"When viewers last saw April she had just given birth inside of a shark."
-- Rebecca Schumann
"I don't give a damn if they put a nickel in the slot machine. I want them to pay my admission."
-- Steve Wynn
"Pokémon Go is the latest tool used by spy agencies in the Intel war, a cunning despicable app that tries to infiltrate our communities in the most innocent way under the pretext of entertainment."
-- hamdi bakheet, member of Egypt's defense and national security committee
"The size of RR245 is not yet exactly known, as its surface properties need further measurement. It's either small and shiny, or large and dull."
-- Michele Bannister
"A Public Policy Research Poll found that 13% of Americans say that if the choices for president were Clinton, Trump, and a giant meteor hitting the Earth, they'd go with the meteor."
every year, more people are killed by crows in the US than alligators
-- Orlando sentinel
it costs larger US air carriers 14¢/mile to fly a passenger. it costs spirit half that.
-- US DOT
"West Virginia flooding: Residents can return to homes, if homes are still there"
"Stephen Howard, 44, was arrested Thursday on felony charges of carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and shooting a gun where people might be endangered, as well as two unrelated traffic warrants."
-- Rachel Crosby, LVRJ
"If you expect nothing from life, you'll never be disappointed."
-- Harpreet Singh
Another Florida alligator discovered gnawing dead body
"you can't save everybody, folks, just try not to be livin' next door to 'em when they go off."
-- Dennis Miller
1 in 7 American children go hungry.
-- some governmental study I can't track down. (it's referred to several places, one is here https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/27/obama-administration-announces-plans-to-increase-access-to-school-meal-programs/?tid=a_inl)
global mass extinction is coming in the form of a giant meteor and preferable to electing either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.
-- elise viebeck
I often tell people if you want to become an atheist, just read the Bible; that does a better job of converting people than anything else a person could read.
-- Penn jillette