September 24, 2017

Headline of the moment

To understand the end of the world, it helps to run Microsoft Windows 7 or 8


September 23, 2017

Trivium of the moment

 Saturn's biggest moon is also the only moon in the solar system sporting its own atmosphere. 

Unintelligible headline of the moment

Chrysler hoons Pacifica minivan, issues recall


Headline of the moment

Forgotten IU freshman locked in cave for 60 hours


September 22, 2017

Headline of the moment

Travelers warned about meth-laced soda in Mexico


-- Coloradoan.com

Headline of the moment

James Comey, you're not our homie!': Protesters disrupt ex-FBI director's speech at Howard University

September 21, 2017

Quote of the moment

I will not hesitate to impose martial law all throughout the country and order the arrest of everybody.

-- Rodrigo Duterte 

Headline of the moment

PHILIPPINES' DUTERTE PROMISES TO KILL HIS OWN SON IF DRUG RUMORS TRUE


Quote of the moment

We have done an accounting with school officials and we are certain that all the children either died, unfortunately, are in hospitals or are safe at their homes.

-- Enrique Sarmiento

Quote of the moment

Before we can dive into why you can't just bang out push-ups until the sun implodes, we need to take a crash course in how muscles work. 

-- Steve Rousseau

Headline of the moment

Doctor goes into labor while delivering patient's baby


September 20, 2017

Quote of the moment

Personally I think female artists in China are not as hard-working as male artists and their art is not as good as male artists.

-- Peng Yu

September 19, 2017

Quote of the moment

In sum: Nibiru doesn't exist, the skies are anyone's to interpret, and the apocalypse has long been elusive. In all likelihood, we'll see you on September 24.

-- Michael Greshko

Headline of the moment

A man wrestled a rattlesnake to show off. He was bitten in the face and nearly died.


-- duluthnewstribune.com

Quote of the moment

We are guided by outcomes, not ideology. 

-- Donald Trump

Headline of the moment

Why are today's teens putting off sex, driving, dating and drinking?

-- Chicago Tribune

Headline of the moment

Missing man's body sat in a truck in an airport parking lot for eight months


-- Sacramento Bee

Quote of the moment

The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending.

-- David Meade

Headline of the moment

WHEN WILL THE WORLD END? DOOMSDAY THEORY SAYS FIERY HELL ON EARTH KICKS OFF SATURDAY


-- Newsweek.com

Headline of the moment

Mutant butterflies reveal the genetic roots of colorful wings