March 22, 2017

Quote of the moment

"Articles have to be their own advertisements—they can't rely on the bundle to bring in readers—and the best advertising is salacious and exaggerated."

-- James Somers

Obscured quote of the moment

"...people tend to be extremely similar in their vulgar and prurient and dumb interests and wildly different in their refined and aesthetic and noble interests..."

-- I'm not sure where this quote's from... It's in the Atlantic, YOU figure it out:

March 12, 2017

Quote of the moment

Only in Russia can you be the chief designer of moon rockets, after having spent 9 years in the gulag, tortured, and being sentenced to death.

-- Bo3b Johnson

March 11, 2017

Doll and secure sticker


Quote of the moment

"I like Jesuits because they're smart and mean."

-- Hunter S Thompson

Quote of the moment

Life is about women, gigs, an' bein' creative.

-- Harvey Pekar

March 10, 2017

Enigmatic headline of the moment

Engineer, 86, a frequent visitor at Las Vegas construction expo since 1957

March 02, 2017

Quote of the moment

"Although I had followed the Watergate crisis with minute attention, it had grown vague and formless in my mind, like a nightmare recollected in sunshine."

-- Walter Karp

February 28, 2017

Headline of the moment

Spirit promises it won't be America's worst airline in 2017


February 27, 2017

Headline of the moment

"Chicken at Subway only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA, tests show"

February 24, 2017

Quote of the moment

"A society that laughs at evil eventually laughs at good, and then loses its way."

-- Roger Ebert

February 22, 2017

quote of the moment

"time is what stops everything from happening at once."

-- john archibald wheeler

February 14, 2017

Quote of the moment

Metalachi: The World's First and Only Heavy Metal Mariachi Band

On a hot summer night in Veracruz Mexico circa 1982, Consuela Espinoza stumbled out of her dilapidated shanty and into Rock N Roll history. What began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilzers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band to ever live.  From these bleak and humble begins grew the seed that would eventually be the band we know today. Often referred to as the greatest heavy metal band to ever live..always referred to as... Metalachi.

-- metalachi promo materials

February 08, 2017

Quote of the moment

Be you, and be relentlessly you.

-- Lady Gaga

February 07, 2017

Quote of the moment

We live in such a cynical, jaded world...

--  Jack Millard

February 03, 2017

Quote of the moment

Tiger Woods grew a line beard last year. A line beard, for those unclear on the concept, is the heavily constructed beard cut to the jawline and no further. It is sometimes known as the chinstrap beard, the jowl-quator, the R&B Lineup, or for Knicks fans, "The Dolan". It is commonly used like a wire fence across territory lacking natural borders. Everything on one side is face; everything beneath it is surrendered to the body. Like most fences, it requires a lot of maintenance, or else it collapses within months.

Unless you are one of the people currently wearing one, it is universally agreed that it is one of the worst facial hairstyles ever conceived of by mankind.

-- Spencer Hall

Headline of the moment

Cheesecake Factory Bomb-Thrower Wanted In Pasadena


Headline of the moment

Family finds rattlesnake in toilet, then 23 more underneath their house


February 02, 2017

Headline of the moment

Punxsutawney Phil: incompetent -- or evil?

January 31, 2017

Headline of the moment

Search party looking for 21-year-old woman finds man's body, again