May 19, 2019

Headline of the moment

Luxury cat food recalled after pets and owners develop bovine tuberculosis

May 18, 2019

Quote of the moment

The modern United States has not changed.

--Pete Townsend, 2019

May 15, 2019

Quote of the moment

The world, as it turns out, is not a competition to experience the saddest possible thing.

-Kalila Holt

Overheard conversation of the moment

<On the Denver airport train>

20-something bearded white guy:
"Are you going to college?"

Young black teen nods his head "yes."

W: DO THAT!  I didn't.  I blew it off.  AND NOW I'M RIDING THE LIGHT RAIL!

B: <laughs nervously.>

May 12, 2019

Ad w/ content of the moment

Fire pit.


Top 20 soap opera stars.

May 06, 2019


I have 'em coming to your place on Friday.


May 01, 2019

Quote of the moment

When we look up at our idols, is there a shard of hatred buried inside our adoration? Do we quietly resent the very success we root for? Do we, like children with Lego towers, build up our heroes just to topple them? 

--Sam Dolnick

April 26, 2019

A hopeful Aspiration Day... you, dear reader.

April 23, 2019

Quote of the moment

To my knowledge, no one has ever acquired an S.T.D. on the toilet seat, unless they were having sex on the toilet seat.

--Abigail Slawyers

April 15, 2019

Disappointing headline of the moment

Travel through wormholes is possible, but slow

April 13, 2019

b1-66er: 1 in 5 Bus Riders in New York City Evades the Fare, Far Worse Than Elsewhere

Mr. Crypto: Far worse? Or far better? Check your privilege, NYT!

b1: Jesus.

Quote of the moment

There's no internet that can compete with 5 petabytes of data on a plane.

--Dan Marrone

April 12, 2019

Unanswered question of the moment

What do Eric Cantona, Vivienne Westwood, Lady Gaga, Ken Loach and Yoko Ono have in common? It might sound like the dinner party from hell, but that's not the answer. 

--Stephen Pollard

April 11, 2019

Quote of the moment

I hadn't heard of the [Mortal Engines] but after watching about a minute of the Honest Trailer, I stopped it and decided I really needed to see giant cities rolling around and eating each other. So my daughter and I watched it last night.

--the birdhead

Quote of the moment

Patti LaBelle is extending her empire to include frozen food, for some reason.

April 05, 2019

Quote of the moment

If skipping shampoo and replacing it with conditioner sounds like a hot, greasy oil slick to you, you're not alone.

--Lindsay Kellner

April 04, 2019

Datum of the moment

Netflix consumes 15% of all US internet bandwidth

--Sand Vine

April 02, 2019

Sign of the times...

...In today's junkmail -- in Las Vegas, NV.

March 30, 2019

Invasion shadows at Scorpion Manor


March 25, 2019

Quote of the moment

  • Amazon is the drunk shopping platform of choice
--Zachary Crockett