June 25, 2017

Headline of the moment

California father buries wrong man after coroner's mistake

-- ABCnews.com

Quote (and trivium) of the moment

 Some Italians are superstitious about Friday the 17th because rearranging the Roman numeral XVII can create the word "VIXI"—translated from Latin to mean "my life is over."

-- Jaclyn Skurie

June 24, 2017

quote of the moment

"Dismember victim in kiddie pool. Cook body parts in microwave. Stuff parts in garbage disposal. Be patient."

-- Sonny Franzese, on how to dispose of a human body

June 23, 2017

Trivium of the moment

The Mars orbiter has done over 50K orbits to date.

June 22, 2017

Quote of the moment

All prion diseases are fatal. Animals and humans who develop a prion disease will die of it.

Headline of the moment

Teens are still having sex, most use contraception

Quote of the moment

A well-known lifestyle blogger in France has been killed by an exploding whipped cream dispenser.

-- BBC

June 20, 2017

Pic of the moment

View from a DEN - LAS, F9 flight, just now.

June 18, 2017

Datum of the moment

Groceries account for 56 percent of Wal-Mart's $486 billion in revenue for the year ending Jan. 31.

June 16, 2017

Quote of the moment

It takes a certain kind of person to want to impose your view of the world on others.

-- Courtney Love (possibly interpreted through Betsy Schneider)

June 10, 2017

Headline of the moment

"Rain delays opening of Kings Court jai-alai and poker room in Florida City"

-- Miami Herald

June 01, 2017

Quote of the moment

Here's a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.

-- Dr. Jen Gunter

Headline of the moment

Doctors warn women against putting wasp nests in their vaginas

-- NY Post

Quote of the moment

Meanwhile, fruit flies are headed up inside the Dragon to study how the heart responds to microgravity.

-- Loren Grush

May 30, 2017

Quote of the moment

No matter how much "star wars" Mac and cheese you eat, you're not going to turn into a Jedi.

-- Hank Green

May 27, 2017

Quote of the moment

 Like Warren Buffett, I measure my happiness by whether people close to me are happy and love me, & by the difference I make for others.

-- Bill Gates

May 26, 2017

Quote of the moment

"You don't judge a civilization by its riches, but by how it treats its vulnerable. I think this is a mark of our humanity."

-- Stephanie Green

Quote of the moment

I actually like this movie a lot, sort of even as a movie, but mostly as porn.

-- Rick Dakan (talking about "9 songs" streaming on Netflix)

May 25, 2017

"well, not EXACTLY right" of the moment

I will not be executed, I'm totally positive of that.

-- Thomas Arthur, early 1990s; executed late last night

Quote of the moment

Don't forget to dip your crust in our famous honey.

-- hold recording for beau jo's pizza