May 25, 2018

You've had problems in your life...

... but never THIS bad.

May 24, 2018

Fish are actually humans quote of the moment

In fact, scientists at the University of Utah recently discovered that, if given the opportunity, zebrafish will willingly dose themselves with opioids.


Headline of the moment

Mussels off the coast of Seattle test positive for opioids

May 23, 2018

Good thinking quote of the moment

The State Department said in its Wednesday statement that anyone who experienced "unusual acute auditory or sensory phenomena" while in China should move away from the source of the noise. article

Hawfoxbit headline of the moment

Eagle snatches fox holding rabbit in mouth in dramatic images

(Notice this isn't "")

Headline of the moment

FBI Admits It Inflated Number of Supposedly Unhackable Devices

Quote of the moment

"In one case, a flatworm sent into space grew a second head after its tail was cut off. And in another study, researchers tweaked worms' regeneration so that after the animals' heads were amputated, they regrew heads and brains resembling those of different species."

--Mindy Weisberger

Headline of the moment

Giant Hammerhead Worms Have Been Invading France for Decades

Aren't you missing an exclamation point? headline of the moment

Man defending Hawaii home from volcano is hit by flaming lava bomb

Headline of the moment

Judge rules 30-year-old man must move out of parents' home

May 21, 2018

Quote of the moment

Long life is not at all God's gift for me – but a punishment.

-- Koku Istambulova

May 20, 2018

That's not what I call it headline of the moment

Hawaii volcano poses a new threat: Acid from Kilauea's lava, called 'laze,' pouring into the ocean

Quote of the moment

Doctors are trained to think "horse" when they hear the sound of hooves, not "zebra."

--Catherine Foley

Latin of the moment (a first!)

tu stultus es -- you are stupid

Quote of the moment

To prevent a shark attack, the university research center recommends not swimming at dawn, dusk or night; not swimming where people are fishing, where fish are schooling or where seabirds are feeding; and not wearing shiny jewelry in the water.

--Elaine Glusac

May 19, 2018

Headline of the moment

CDC: Stop Going Into Hotel Pools And Hot Tubs With Diarrhea

May 18, 2018

Quote of the moment

Ironically, it was the drug war itself that pushed the cartels into the heroin business.

--Jonathan Reiss

Quote of the moment

Prescribed drugs can be just as dangerous as illegal drugs.

--faceless TV commercial on a LV TV station

Headline of the moment

No, Octopuses Don't Come From Outer Space

May 17, 2018

Headline of the moment

Malaysia Seizes Najib's 'Rather Big' Trove of Jewels and Handbags