November 16, 2018

Quote of the moment

Comment sections turned cynical, "this is clickbait!" being the most common refrain, then outright ugly and hostile as discourse on the internet has devolved into a garbage fire inside a waste processing plant atop a landfill built on a massive skunk burial ground.

--Kevin Alexander

November 14, 2018

Quote of the moment

...That was because of his association Joseph Montiero, who had taken over the Crazy Horse topless saloon next door after the previous owner's head had been discovered--minus his body--in the desert near Needles.  Clearly, 'topless' had taken on a different meaning at the Crazy Horse.

--Tom Hawley

November 10, 2018

Quote of the moment

The only time I go shopping is when someone gives me their credit card.

--Kiran Matharoo

November 09, 2018

Screen shot of the moment

My G news feed, just now.

November 08, 2018

Headline of the moment

69-Year-Old Sues to Legally Change His Age to 49, Citing Tinder Benefits


November 01, 2018

A pleasant Day of the Dead... you and your ancestors.

Fake owl, real sunset


October 27, 2018

Awkward quote of the moment

Getting a flu vaccine is like wearing underwear. Just because you did it last year, doesn't mean you shouldn't do it this year.

-- Archipelago multi-timer, Bruce Lee

October 19, 2018

Quote of the moment

Getting new trash makes me happy, but I don't like being happy.
Being happy makes me miserable, and I love being miserable!
So that makes me happy—which makes me miserable!

--Oscar the Grouch

October 02, 2018

Page layout of the moment


Man arrested for theft of two puppies from west Las Vegas pet store

September 30, 2018

So...what IS it for? quote of the moment

 Your rectum is not designed to drink alcohol. It is sensitive and easily damaged. That is why you don't use your rectum in most daily activities or to operate heavy machinery. 

-- Bruce Lee

(For real.  Right here 

September 29, 2018

Wrong animal of the moment

This is an email from F9 this morning thathad the HI-larious title of "Yakkety-Yak, low fares are back."

Just for the record, is not a yak, it's a Scottish Highland Cow.

September 22, 2018

quote of the moment

Here's the biggest problem most people will ever have in life: over-intellectualizing what should be a simplicity.

--John Lydon

quote of the moment

Nature's not such a wonderful thing, but it's all we have.

--John Lydon

quote of the moment

My solo album proves that if you throw an accordion down the stairs, I'll find a tune.

--John Lydon

September 21, 2018

But what did the asteroid DO headline of the moment

A Japanese spacecraft just threw two small rovers at an asteroid

September 18, 2018

I'm sure THAT'S the reason headline of the moment

Household disinfectants could be making kids overweight, study says

September 15, 2018

quote p of the moment

The buzz of the all-night streetlamps, the natter of 24-hour news anchors, the scrolling Niagaras of social media feeds have built a world that is hostile to sleep.

--Simon Parkin

The I'm in Exactly the Same Boat...

...(But Tell Me Again Why Is This a Headline?) Headline of the Moment


WNBA champion team Seattle Storm did not receive White House invite and have no interest in going, Sue Bird says

September 12, 2018

"You're Welcome" headline of the moment

Thank You for Not Eating Your Placenta