'You can breathe in but not out' headline of the moment

"CDC Says Cruises Can Set Sail Again But Passengers Will Not Be Allowed On Board"

--people.com/travel

Headline of the Day!

Huge spider assumed extinct in Britain discovered on MoD training site

--theguardian.com

Forget about quintillion headline of the moment

Psyche, an asteroid believed to be worth $10,000 quadrillion, is observed through Hubble Telescope in new study

--cnn.com

Headline of the moment

Black leopard mauls Florida man who paid $150 to have "full contact experience"

--CBSnews.com

Imponderable partial quote of the moment

"I grew up in a house without a TV set, in a time before handheld devices..."

--Rebecca Onion

Quote of the moment

I don't wreck marriages, I strengthen them. 

--Esther Povitsky

Just when you thought it could get no worse headline of the moment

LVCVA: No fireworks on New Year's Eve on the Las Vegas Strip

--fox5vegas.com

Viral quote of the moment

Few things prompt hatred, fear and vengefulness like a pandemic. 

--Shmuel Rosner

Is there no end to this madness headline of the moment

Supermodels Have Just Endorsed the Most Controversial Ugg Boot Style

--yahoo.com/lifestyle

(Of course)

Quote of the moment

There is a lot of information that people flush down the toilet.

--Cresten Mansfeldt

Put the lid down headline of the moment

Sewage testing shows a country flush with coronavirus cases

--cnn.com

Quote of the moment

We come up with all sorts of reasons to try and put ourselves above other people. 

--Barack Obama 

Future headline of the moment

Fast food chain to replace humans with robotic fry cook

--zdnet.com

'F' in writing class quote of the moment

...I can't predict the unpredictable - no one can.

--anon.

Seen in this article here:

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4381436-coming-stock-market-crash-preparing-for-next-black-swan-event 

Rhymes with 'wire' headline of the moment

Wall Street tumbles as virus cases soar, stimulus hopes fade

--reuters.com

Pandemic quote of the moment

I don't know what to do anymore.

--Dr. Angela Dunn, Utah State Epidemiologist

Book writers making films quote of the moment

The problem with [Maximum Overdrive] is that I was coked out of my mind all through its production, and I really didn't know what I was doing.

--Stephen King

Better get the zapallin partial quote of the moment

...rule-breaking is to be expected, especially in a society where clout-chasing has become a way of life for many people.

--Andrew Hawkins

Quote of the moment

I can tell you the presidency doesn't change who you are, it reveals who you are. 

--Barack Obama 

Pandemic headline of the moment

Jessica Simpson Brings Her Skinny Jeans & Fuzzy 'Ugly' Sandals to the Pumpkin Patch

--yahoo.com/lifestyle

(Of course!)

Quote of the moment

We argue for the sake of winning rather than to change the other person's mind, and we create further strife without gaining any ground.

--Daniel Shapiro

Halowe'en's just around the corner headline of the moment

Trump: Biden will 'listen to the scientists' if elected

--thehill.com

Quote of the moment

Ever since I was a teenager, I've tackled every big new problem the same way: by starting off with two questions. I used this technique at Microsoft, and I still use it today... Here they are: Who has dealt with this problem well? And what can we learn from them?

--Bill Gates

Screen snippet of the moment

Quote of the moment

Do terrorists shape our culture more than writers?

--pulled from an article about video artists in theguardian.com

Slow news day headline of the moment

Man shocked by wife's 'surprise' vacation plans: 'I am not going'

--yahoo.com

(Of course)

Quote of the moment

Heaven's Gate hit just about every bullet point on the cult checklist.

--Marta Abromaityte

Truth in advertising headline of the moment

Stevie Nicks: Botox made me look like 'Satan's angry daughter'

--New York Post

(of course)

Headline of the moment

Indian man rescued from mortuary freezer dies

--BBC.com

Don Francisco's sister's headline of the moment

Savannah Guthrie calls out Trump: "You're the president — you're not like someone's crazy uncle"

--CBSnews.com

"Fast food is a zero-loyalty business with razor-thin margins, so any bump in customers is a major win."

--Jordan Valinsky

H Salt headline of the moment

Massachusetts Town Begs Residents to Stop Calling About Fish

--NYT

Quote of the moment

We're not just fighting an epidemic; we're fighting an infodemic.

--Tedros Ghebreyesus

Turner over headline of the moment

Jane Fonda, 82, says she has no time for sex: 'I've had so much of it'

--yahoo.com

Quote of the moment

Worry is devotion curdled into fear.

--Chris Colin

Battling splash pages of the moment

GE v. GE

Passive-aggressive headline of the moment

Jeweler exposes cheating husband with subtle secret message: 'Oops'

--yahoo.com

Way of the world quote of the moment

Songs from the [Van Halen] Roth era are marginalized as party anthems designed for strippers, subscribers to Guitar World magazine, and guys with unusually strong opinions about how many cylinders a car engine should have. 

--Chuck Klosterman

Quote of the moment

COVID is a complete threat to the American population.

--David Nance

Fruity quote of the moment

It's hard to tell from the statistics, but it seems all but certain that people have died from eating grapefruit.

--Dan Nosowitz

Only in America article and ad of the moment

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Quote of the moment

It's no surprise that no one believes [Donald Trump]. We're in a state where nobody believes anything.

--Armando Iannucci

Angles and shading

LV, NV

Big ass CNN political quote of the moment

News of Hicks' positive test comes amid continued efforts by the Trump administration to blatantly disregard science and best public health practices during the pandemic, with West Wing staff actively eschewing masks and the President defying recommendations from his own coronavirus task force, proceeding with a busy schedule of packed campaign ralies.

--CNN