September 30, 2018

So...what IS it for? quote of the moment

 Your rectum is not designed to drink alcohol. It is sensitive and easily damaged. That is why you don't use your rectum in most daily activities or to operate heavy machinery. 

-- Bruce Lee

(For real.  Right here 

September 29, 2018

Wrong animal of the moment

This is an email from F9 this morning thathad the HI-larious title of "Yakkety-Yak, low fares are back."

Just for the record, is not a yak, it's a Scottish Highland Cow.

September 22, 2018

quote of the moment

Here's the biggest problem most people will ever have in life: over-intellectualizing what should be a simplicity.

--John Lydon

quote of the moment

Nature's not such a wonderful thing, but it's all we have.

--John Lydon

quote of the moment

My solo album proves that if you throw an accordion down the stairs, I'll find a tune.

--John Lydon

September 21, 2018

But what did the asteroid DO headline of the moment

A Japanese spacecraft just threw two small rovers at an asteroid

September 18, 2018

I'm sure THAT'S the reason headline of the moment

Household disinfectants could be making kids overweight, study says

September 15, 2018

quote p of the moment

The buzz of the all-night streetlamps, the natter of 24-hour news anchors, the scrolling Niagaras of social media feeds have built a world that is hostile to sleep.

--Simon Parkin

The I'm in Exactly the Same Boat...

...(But Tell Me Again Why Is This a Headline?) Headline of the Moment


WNBA champion team Seattle Storm did not receive White House invite and have no interest in going, Sue Bird says

September 12, 2018

"You're Welcome" headline of the moment

Thank You for Not Eating Your Placenta

September 10, 2018

trivium of the moment

only 3 states enforce "mandatory evacuation:" NC, NY and CA.

September 08, 2018

That's a Good Idea Headline of the Moment

Mac Miller's Tour Canceled Following News of His Death

September 04, 2018

Battling Dual Headlines from Two Different Continents of the Moment