Panorama of Shoreline Park

Mountain View,  CA

You forgot to include the exhaust pipe in the headline of the moment

Harley-Davidson's stock tanks as motorcycle sales continue to slide

--cnn.com

Would the spring be worse quote of the moment

It will create a meat desert around that area.

--Amit Patel

You clearly never heard Judy Rudin and the Rude or the Young Weasels quote of the moment

BTS are the worst band in the world.

--Simon Chandler

Datum of the moment

Costco sells more than 100 million hot dogs per year. Four times more than all Major League Baseball stadiums combined.

-- Business Insider

Dopey headline of the moment

Man arrested for smoking marijuana while in court for marijuana charge

--cnn.com

Quote of the moment

My motto is: "barroom, not classroom."

--Eddie Muller

Things you couldn't possibly care about headline of the moment

Wuhan woman beats airport screening to dine at Michelin-star restaurants

--NYpost.com

Sparkly headline of the moment

Jessica Simpson says she would keep a glitter cup 'filled to the rim' with alcohol before getting sober

--yahoo.com

And this little piggy went wee wee wee...headline of three moment

This grocery store wanted to compete with Whole Foods. Now it's going bankrupt.

-cnn.com

Uhhhh... headline of the moment

Caroline Wozniacki accuses opponent of gamesmanship during Australian Open win

--cnn.com

Size matters quote of the moment

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

--"San Miguel Sheriff"

Minnie headline of the moment

How to Avoid a Disney Divorce

--wdwinfo.com

Quote of the moment

Two or three seconds of panic can kill, but one or two seconds of thinking can save you.

-- Chris Judah

Your punchline goes _here_ headline of the moment

DirecTV rushes to dispose of satellite that might explode

--cnn.com

Quote of the moment

When I recently applied for American citizenship, I passed the test. It was a conversation where I was asked many questions. I answered them truthfully and passed. However, I have been told that I must do another test, due to my use of marijuana and how some people who smoke it have exhibited a problem.

--Neil Young

Quote of the moment

"So it's a full moon, beautiful night," says [Alvin] Gentry, "and I'm trying to think of something to say to this famous guy, and finally I say, 'Buzz [Aldrin], damn, you ever look up and see the moon and think to yourself how people stare at it all the time and write poems about it, and you walked on it? You walked on it.' And Buzz looks at me and shrugs and says, 'No. Fuck no.'

-- Jack McCallum

Quote of the moment

Even in the context of air travel, a category that bristles with consumer umbrage, Spirit has a shabby brand — perceived by many as a bare-bones option of last resort, like some kind of flying Waffle House.

--Rob Walker

Follow up headline of the moment

The night the iguanas fell: Cold snap chills Florida, and lizard meat is up for sale

--USAtoday.com

Wu-tang Clan on full alert headline of the moment

Snakes could be the source of the Wuhan coronavirus outbreak

--cnn.com

Quote of the moment

A McDonald's in New York is no ordinary McDonald's, but this one felt especially dystopian. Its dark gray walls and futuristic lighting made me feel like I was walking in a prison of the future.

--Irene Jiang

End of the world headline of the moment

National Weather Service warns of falling iguanas

--cnn.com

Quote of the moment

As a fast-food franchise owner, you're often fighting a war for pennies. Food is the most competitive industry known to man: It has the highest investment level of any industry, the highest failure rate, and the lowest margins.

-- Kenny Rose

Quote of the moment

I hadn't deliberately chosen to worship my smartphone, but when you repeatedly bow your head to something, stroking it thousands of times a day, it begins to shine like an idol.

-- Lisa Wells

Quote of the moment

I once was found until I realized I was lost.

--Nathan Taylor Pemberton

Quote of the moment

In politics, what's terrible is that things take time not because it's difficult, but because people are unwilling to change things for petty reasons. It looks good on TV for a week if you can say you implemented something 10 years after it was planned. It's completely depressing. So sometimes, if you want to change things, you can't rely too much on politics.

--Brune Poirson

Practice your plurals headline if the moment

Tuberculosis bacteria survive in amoebae found in soil

--phys.org

Self conflicting quote of the moment

The dinosaur was about the size of a raven but double its length with a long, bony tail.

-- Ashley Strickland

I didn't know I was waiting headline of the moment

Physicists Finally Observe a Link Between Quantum Criticality And Entanglement

--sciencealert.com

Quote of the moment

I would never call anybody stupid, but I would say that the idea is probably not brilliant.

--N Gregory Mankiw

(Giving his thoughts on a topsy-turvy economic system where bad news raises the stock market. )

We care about you (but not the time you waste) headline of the moment

We Asked 3 Nutritionists for Their Best Healthy Gut Tip…and They All Said the Same Thing

--purewow.com

Quote of the moment

In 1993, the moment after I said yes to [Stedman Graham's marriage] proposal, I had doubts. I realized I didn't actually want a marriage. I wanted to be asked.

--Oprah Winfrey

S.A.T. headline of the moment

Senate impeachment trial rules: No phones and no talking for senators

--cnn.com

Headline of the moment

Breaking Brad: Why Brad Rutter Is Losing Jeopardy's GOAT Tournament

--vice.com

Slow news (and a camera) headline of the moment

McDonald's worker pictured with his hand stuck down his pants

--foxnews.com

To fix that, we'll need a lot of ribbets headline of the moment

Scientists use stem cells from frogs to build first living robots

--the guardian

Quote of the moment

A trial without all the facts is a farce. The verdicts of a kangaroo court are empty.

--Chuck Schumer

Crown Hill Lake

Wheat Ridge,  CO

Game? It was never meant to be a game! headline of the moment

Outrage after Jeopardy! host rules Bethlehem not in Palestine

--aljezeera.com

Guaranteed prediction headline of the moment

There is a 50% chance something bad will happen to the stock market soon: top strategist

--finance.yahoo.com

And you looked so promising headline of the moment

Robots out of work as automated businesses close in Bay Area

--APnews.com

Quote of the moment

Like scattered seeds, memories of you bloom everywhere

Some days I wish I could go back in life not to change anything but to feel a few things twice

--Iman

Quote of the moment

A strong woman looks a challenge dead in the eye and gives it a wink.

--Gina Carey

Quote of the moment

There are senior levels of royal? I thought it just went, like, king, queen, prince, princess, jack of spades, boy wizard, Dukes of Hazzard and then cartoon mouse that sews Cinderella's dress.

-- Stephen Colbert

Gummi bear headline of the moment

Firefighter almost dies from poking at popcorn stuck in his teeth

--NY Post

_Your_joke_goes_here_ quote of the moment

America's favorite game is evolving, and that means less stall and more ball.

--xfl.com

Eyeball and Clock

LV, NV

Mind reading headline of the moment

Weed Edibles Aren't as Safe as We Think, Doctors Argue

--gizmodo.com

Quote of the moment

Advice to take various weird and wonderful supplements is all over the internet and although many of the authors of these blogs, websites and social media groups may mean well, the new study now provides evidence that they may be causing harm to patients who follow this advice.

-- Victoria Forster

Scenery and child

LV, NV

Get off my lawn headline of the moment

Kids, aged 12 and 13, shot by driver after throwing snowballs at passing cars

--cnn.com

If only the past two years had happened four years ago quote of the moment

The past two years have been grueling and have presented me with a great opportunity for self-reflection, I realize now that I was consumed with my work, my company and my drive for success. This caused me to neglect my family, my relationships and to lash out at the people around me. I have been in rehab since October 2017, and have been involved in a 12-step program and meditation. I have learned to give up my need for control.

--Harvey Weinstein

The Thing headline of the moment

This Robot's Journey to an Icy Alien Moon Starts Beneath Antarctica

--NYT

You need a tighter net headline of the moment

Man with 5.5-inch horn growing on his back slipped "through the net," docs say

--arstechnica.com

So THAT'S decided headline of the moment

Diet soda doesn't have to lead to weight loss, court rules

--cnn.com

I need a bigger problem headline of the moment

There's a Giant Mystery Hiding Inside Every Atom in the Universe

--livescience.com