July 31, 2016

quote of the moment

"When viewers last saw April she had just given birth inside of a shark."

-- Rebecca Schumann

July 27, 2016

quote of the moment

"I don't give a damn if they put a nickel in the slot machine. I want them to pay my admission."

-- Steve Wynn

July 20, 2016

quote of the moment

"Pokémon Go is the latest tool used by spy agencies in the Intel war, a cunning despicable app that tries to infiltrate our communities in the most innocent way under the pretext of entertainment."

-- hamdi bakheet, member of Egypt's defense and national security committee

July 12, 2016

quote of the moment

"The size of RR245 is not yet exactly known, as its surface properties need further measurement. It's either small and shiny, or large and dull."

-- Michele Bannister

July 06, 2016

quote of the moment

"A Public Policy Research Poll found that 13% of Americans say that if the choices for president were Clinton, Trump, and a giant meteor hitting the Earth, they'd go with the meteor."


July 03, 2016

trivium of the moment

every year, more people are killed by crows in the US than alligators

-- Orlando sentinel