quote of the moment

"If you appreciate the utility of a gut hook, but your favorite hunting knife doesn't have one, Kershaw has the answer—the Zipit gut hook."

-- kershaw knife ad

{which just BEGS the question: do YOU appreciate the utility of a gut hook?}

quote of the moment

"It is the fourth set of satellite images showing potential debris since March 16 but so far none has been psychically located or picked up from the ocean."

-- news.com.au on the missing malaysian airliner

{ed: goddamn psychics}

quote of the moment

"sane men will often take a hint.  crazy men rarely do."

-- stephen king