strangely colored desert grasshopper -- las vegas

a return to greatness






"i'm a good stain remover. i have no conscience."
-- overheard couplet said by a woman in a cafe, montreal
there are three american bluesmen sitting above me, ray charles, b.b.
king and who? clarence gatemouth brown, i think. i'm the only person
in this place that would have a ghost of a chance of knowing and i
don't. the nutcracker is playing over the p.a. and this is driving me
insane.

poutine.
from as near as i can tell it's french fries covered with shredded
smoked meat, cheese curds and gravy.
"if you surrender to hate
you have already lost"
-- bumper sticker on a 20 year old acura legend, santa clara
HIGH SPIN SPEEDS
DO NOT put any person in this washer.
-- warning label on chihuahua-size washer, santa clara