May 22, 2024

Last words of the moment

Espero Alegre la Salida – y Espero no Volver jamás

--Frida Kahlo

Stainless steel umbrella headline of the moment

It's so hot in Mexico that howler monkeys are falling dead from the trees

May 21, 2024

Perceptual quote of the moment

Maybe we just keep bumping into this thing that we'll never understand because we're basically a dog watching a television. Maybe anything's possible; and clearly anything's possible because the universe happened.

--Sebastian Junger

May 20, 2024

Truest lede quote of the moment

Los Angeles tends to strike outsiders as a borderless mishmash of suburbs spread over an unfriendly landscape with no significant natural source of water. When it's not on fire, it seems to be sliding into the ocean or collapsing under the weight of its own untamable development.

--Daniel Vitale

Cardiac quote of the moment

To long for a glimpse of the Northern Lights in Middle Tennessee is not a helpful exercise for the muscle that performs hope in the human heart.

--Margaret Renkl

May 17, 2024

Conversation of the moment

 <setting: Las Vegas, NV>

b1-66er: So I read this review...I think it was attached to Panera Bread on G maps ... and it said, "I'm not usually picky, but the grilled cheese I got has a huge opening with cheese everywhere resembling genitalia..." <pause> I'm not even sure what to say here. <pause> What does that MEAN?

The Accomplice: What do you mean? 

b1: I'll say a word, 'genitalia.' what do you think of?

TA: It's external. But if you're talkin'' "grilled cheese sandwich," it's gotta be vulva...vaginal... somewhere in that world. It's an interesting word choice. The descriptor is based on a HOLE in bread. You've essentially decided that your sandwich is a Rorschach test and that You've decided to see sex in the cheese-blot.

Quote of the moment

If you focus on having a bad day, you'll find evidence in your environment to prove you're correct.

--Nicole Vignola

May 16, 2024

Headline of the moment

'Back to Black' Review: No, No, No


Quote of the moment

The closest you'll come to finding a salad on a Bojangles menu is coleslaw.

--Jim Begley

Quote of the moment

Meanwhile, despite his efforts to infuse Borrowed Time with a 'Reggae vibe,' Lennon ultimately set the song aside.  Double Fantasy was released in November 1980 without the track, and Lennon was shot and killed a month later.

--Dani Mallick

Precise accounting quote of the moment

Casa Bonita needed all that entertainment, because exactly no one was going there for the food.

--Robert Niles

May 10, 2024

Quote of the moment

Your microbiome is essentially a "connection of microbial memories."

Giulia Enders

May 07, 2024

Well, not YOU, literally, quote of the moment

You can literally win miss nude North America.

--Stormy Daniels

May 06, 2024

Quote of the moment

When I did find out that I did, in fact, have cancer, it was a bit of a relief because at least I knew what it was and how we were going to go about taking care of it.

--Chris Cunningham

May 05, 2024

Turmoil big-to-small screenshot of the moment

-taken just now-

May 03, 2024

Quote of the moment

Not every scientific exchange reaches a level that warrants triggering national security or foreign interference alerts.

--Richard de Grijs

May 02, 2024

Meandering quote of the moment

Whether it's a withering anthem like "Broken Circle (Over and Over)" or a tension-wracked 15-minute workout like "A Chance on Love (Love and Only Love)," Crazy Horse approach each song as an extended late-night drive on a lost highway, with Neil's needling solos serving as the high-beam guiding light, and each verse/chorus passage appearing like a fleeting sign of civilization before we slip back into the desert.

--Stuart Berman

April 30, 2024

Quote of the moment

We want well-behaved, young and mostly female bears that will drive the population and tend not to migrate very far.

--Graham Taylor

April 27, 2024

Least comforting headline of the moment

Federal Officials Find No Live Bird Flu Virus in Initial Milk Tests


April 19, 2024

Quote of the moment

So in cannabis, you go to the store and they say, 'this is Bubba Kush. And that's the biggest piece of bullshit I've ever heard in my life. Cause that name means absolutely nothing.

--Sean Myles