You need to get out more headline of the moment

Scientists Note Asteroid Approaching Earth Looks Like It's Wearing A Face Mask

--huffpost.com

Bankable quote of the moment

Once you build your time machine, please do not set your destination for 100 million years ago in Morocco.

--Amanda Kooser

A hopeful Aspiration Day to you...

.. dear reader. 

Quote of the moment

The only thing more risky than investing into a bubble is trying to predict when it is going to pop.

--The Great and Mighty Richardo

Injecting quote of the moment

But it's the background of the film that gives Until the End of the World a distinct current timeliness: A global panic develops after an Indian nuclear satellite goes out of control, threatening its as-yet-unknown reentry point like a radioactive lawn dart.

--Eric Adams

Trivium of the moment

Story Musgrave is the only astronaut to have flown on all five space shuttles.

Quote of the moment

So many things I don't have to worry about now. 

--Special K

Nowhere is home headline of the moment

Scientists get first look inside comet from outside our solar system

--cnn.com

Quote of the moment

Few records released this spring will feature a dead dog's bones as percussion, and what sounds like a simulated sex act between a singer and a piano. 

--Kitty Empire

The most important video ...

... you'll ever watch. 

https://youtu.be/JNBXaHT2ebE 

Twisted headline of the moment

16 million people just got laid off but U.S. stocks had their best week in 45 years

--marketwatch.com

Quote of the moment

The reality is that every year, Las Vegas sees 42 million of the most geographically diverse visitors on the planet, all concentrated onto a 4-mile Strip; the Strip is a Petri dish for a virus, and little different from a cruise ship.

--Jeff Hwang

Quote of the moment

I don't think we should ever shake hands ever again, to be honest with you.

--Anthony Fauci

Haiku of the moment

Gone at 94 

Pussy Galore is no more

Rest Honor Blackman

Flash headline of the moment

A gender reveal party ignited a 10-acre brush fire in Florida, experts say

--CNN.com

Fire pit, 2 views

Summerlin, NV

Not quite true at this moment quote

Everyone has friends and acquaintances who have the virus, family members who have died, favorite musicians or actors and friends of friends who are sick and dying. 

--Lucian Truscott

There is no longer a crisis headline of the moment

Dolly Parton Has a 5-Layer Casserole Dinner Recipe That You Can Try At Home

--cheatsheet.com

Build your own concept headline of the moment

Of Course Hobby Lobby Thinks It's Above the Law

--slate.com

Super long headline of the moment

Hobby Lobby is closing all stores and furloughing 'nearly all' employees after it defied stay-at-home orders by quietly reopening locations around the nation

--businessinsider.com (of course)

Headline of the moment

Relationships Move Fast on a Slow Cargo Ship

--NYT

Recipe of the moment

A first ever. And so, so necessary. 

In the hardest of times, we need the hardest of recipes. Includes such culinary discoveries and advancements as "meat dust" and that snow BECOMES water above certain temperatures. 

HIGHLY recommended for chefs who have yet to discover such nuances as "stuffing goes INSIDE turkey."

https://thetakeout.com/how-to-make-hoosh-the-stew-shackleton-and-amundsen-ate-1842319016 

Pull the other one headline of the moment

The world could soon run out of space to store oil. That may plunge prices below zero

--cnn.com

The big bitter American pill of the moment

We need to be humble, that we don't know all the answers, and we don't know exactly how this is going to turn out.

--Anthony Fauci

False quote of the moment

Even though the acute threat of COVID-19 will pass, things will not return completely to normal. 

--Robert Glazer

Not EXACTLY the way I look at it quote if the moment

...Las Vegas is a disgustingly hot wasteland with no point to its existence. 

--Josh Enomoto