Headline of the moment

First US coronavirus death follows Trump claim outbreak is a hoax

--theguardian.com

Numeric quote of the moment

The US has 30 million face masks, but it needs another 270 million.

--Alex Azar

Earning your pay quote of the moment

The double cheeseburger was pretty much identical to the regular cheeseburger, but it came with two beef patties instead of one.

--Savanna Swain-Wilson

Quote of the moment

The <wait in Mexico> policy is a disgrace, it's illegal, it's morally indefensible, and it needs to stop.

--Judy Rabinovitz 

It's okay to have Coronavirus or a beard but not both headline of the moment

CDC Issues Warning on Coronavirus, Facial Hair

--newser.com

Invasive mountain goats suspended from helicopters headline of the moment

Killing of invasive mountain goats from helicopter suspended in Grand Teton National Park

--usatoday.com

Propaganda tagline of the moment

THOSE WHO CAN'T BALL, BUY BALLER SEATS

StubHub 

Happy/Sad headline of the moment

Earth has a new mini-moon -- but it's only temporary

--cnn.com

Noon in a room...

... at Scorpion Manor. 

LV, NV

Press quote of the moment

"The math does not add up," said Ms. Klobuchar, arguing that Mr. Sanders's agenda amounted to "a bunch of broken promises that sound good on bumper stickers."

--NYT.com

But I wasn't even paying attention in the first place headline of the moment

We Have Been Taught to Expect Nothing

--jezebel.com

Rolled up headline of the moment

House candidate in Arizona suspends campaign after drug overdose

--cnn.com

No editor headline of the moment

Cardiology director says there's one heart measure Sanders could disclose but isn't

--nbcnews.com

Get an axe to stop murder headline of the moment

Best alcoholic drinks while dieting

--foxbusiness.com

Gordian headline of the moment

My Fiancé Refuses to Do What I Like in Bed Because He "Respects Me Too Much"

--slate.com

Your U.S. tax dollars at work headline of the moment

Americans evacuated from a quarantined cruise ship get stuck on buses with no bathrooms and fly 10 hours in cargo planes

--cnn.com

Quote of the moment

You can't control your luck, but the harder you work, the luckier you get.

--Michael Bloomberg

Quote of the moment

The cold is undeniably a great force. It's merciless, but righteous.

--Wim Hof

My life doesn't have enough triviality headline of the moment

Should You Drink Water Out of a Chocolate Syrup Bottle?

--lifehacker.com

<ed: it's rumored they may change the website to StupidFiveYearOldBoyQuestions.com>

Toxic flock headline of the moment

These Crows Evolved Into a New Species, Boned the Old Species Too Much, Now Back Where They Started

--gizmodo.com

Why the London Underground tells you to 'mind the gap' headline of the moment

Huge bacteria-eating viruses close gap between life and non-life

--Phys.org

Because it sounds so classy quote of the moment

Dirty Lemon isn't the kind of product you'd expect to find at a Walmart, known for its bargain-basement prices.

--Danielle Wiener-Bronner 

The headline you don't care about of the moment

This pricey drink was sold by text message. Now it's hitting Walmart shelves

--cnn.com

But EVERYTHING is North, right? quote of the moment

The hottest temperature ever recorded in Antartica was measured on Thursday at a remote station on the continent's Northern tip, scientists said.

--Drew Kann

Quote of the moment

Being hot doesn't make you interesting.

--Anne Petersen

TSA inspection quote of the moment

[Johnathon Lomeli] again looked down her pants, [a TSA traveler] said, before telling her she was free to go and adding that she had nice breasts.

Insider headline of the moment

Lindsey Graham says God won't ask him about Trump's acquittal when he dies

--businessinsider.com

Critical headline of the moment

Pat Sajak shocked by amazing guess on 'Wheel of Fortune'

--Yahoo.com

Street ad of the moment

Tel Aviv 

(Thanks to Hickry for the shot.)

Quote of the moment

[Robert Dockerill] likes to joke that platypuses and echidnas are the only animals that can make custard, because they produce both eggs and milk.

--Helen Sullivan

Quote of the moment

Paradoxically, market experts regard the [shredded] work as even more valuable now that it commemorates a famous Banksy stunt designed to expose the excesses of the art trade.

--Scott Reyburn

Quote of the moment

Honking is a very bad and indisciplined traffic act.It sours the ears of a normal person.

--Pranaya Ashok

Quote of the moment

Your fridge and your laptop should not be on the same network—keep private, sensitive data on a separate system from your other IoT devices.

--Yaniv Balmas

Murky quote of the moment

I don't even know if they know what they don't know.

--Sean Bagniewski

SFO

Domestic departure from an international gate. 

Snarling panda headline of the moment

This Chinese doctor tried to save lives, but was silenced. Now he has coronavirus

--cnn.com

Coughy elf headline of the moment

Australian coronavirus: hundreds evacuated to Christmas Island

--BBC.com

Claw machine headline of the moment

Taiwan crackdown over claw machine face mask prizes

--BBC.com

Gardening Pity Quote of the moment

It's sad when you get to the age where you start seeing old trends coming around again, especially in the notoriously slow-moving world of horticulture.

--James Wong