October 31, 2019
October 30, 2019
Advertising propaganda of the moment
You never know what the future holds, EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING IT
--del Taco; LV, NV
Hire an editor headline of the moment
Are Your Taxes Are Set to Explode in Retirement? (Strategies to Help Defuse the Problem)
{I'm not sure i trust ANY of their "strategies."}
Quote of the moment
"This idea of purity and you're never compromised and you're always politically 'woke' and all that stuff. You should get over that quickly. The world is messy, there are ambiguities. People who do really good stuff have flaws. People who you are fighting may love their kids. And share certain things with you."
--Barack Obama
October 29, 2019
Headline of the moment
DELIVERY NURSE AT SAN FRANCISCO'S CPMC AND HER FRIEND DISAPPEAR DURING PLANE TRIP TO CALIFORNIA'S LOST COAST
October 26, 2019
(Don't) hang the DJ quote of the moment
Residents are scrambling to prepare. Dr. Jeff Klingman, whose daughter is getting married in the Berkeley hills Saturday, plans to haul a generator to the wedding venue in case the power goes out.
The generator won't light up the room but could provide power for the DJ.
--LA Times
October 25, 2019
Ourobouros headline of the moment
Justice Dept. Is Said to Open Criminal Inquiry Into Its Own Russia Investigation
-NYT
October 23, 2019
Obsfucating the plurality of "data" headline of the moment
Another Piece of Data Points Toward a U.S. Housing Market Crash
--ccn.com
October 21, 2019
Datum of the moment
40% of food grown in the U.S. is never eaten.
--National Resources Defense Council
October 18, 2019
Quote of the moment
It's one thing to have this kind of problem. It's another layer of hell to not know WHY you have the problem.
--Drew Magary
Quote of the moment
"...the fact that local malls have turned into ghost towns doesn't seem to have created a wave of desperate former Forever 21 clerks."
--Jordan Weissmann
October 17, 2019
October 16, 2019
Slow news headline of the moment
Man Gets Mad at Wife for Not Making Him a Vegetarian Meal When She's Sick, Internet Responds Accordingly
October 13, 2019
October 11, 2019
October 10, 2019
Datum of the moment
In 2035, U.S. citizens over the age of 65 will outnumber children under the age of 18 for the first time ever.
--U.S. Census Bureau
October 09, 2019
Barely sensical quote of the moment
Don't stand at the top or bottom of the damn escalator like it's your living room.
--Nick Douglas
October 07, 2019
October 06, 2019
October 05, 2019
Quote of the moment
There is a car break-in in San Francisco every 22 minutes, according to San Francisco Police.
--Dion Lim
Worse than Killing Someone? Question of the Moment
The worst thing you can do is put (leaves) in bags and send them to landfills.
--David Mizejewski