Headline of the moment

Security Worker Confronted Skateboarders and Ended Up with Brain Damage

--NYT

Quote of the moment

Every racist attack on four members of Congress is a moment [the President] doesn't have to address why his choice for labor secretary has spent his career defending Wall Street banks and Walmart at the expense of workers.

--Ilhan Omar

Quote of the moment

We left our yaks, cows and goats to the care of God.

--Zainab Bibi

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Fraud on the run, it's not a full-time job. You're working five or 10 hours a week maintaining some scam, and your life just turns into rock climbing and skydiving and going on vacation.

--Matthew Cox

Headline of the moment

Bud Light teases special Area 51 labels, offers any escaped aliens free beer

--lasvegasnow.com

Quote of the moment

"This isn't Big Penis' first run-in with authorities, either."

--Ryan Mandelbaum

Unsurprising headline of themoment

EDC WEEKEND SPARKS BEST MARIJUANA SALES IN LAS VEGAS

--edm.com

Quote of the moment

It is easier to build a spacecraft than to build a team.

--Eugene Kranz, Apollo 11 Mission Director

Headline of the moment

The Seltzer Bubble

--NYT

Quote of the moment

"To me politics is all kids playing in a sandbox." 

--Neil Frisch

Quote of the moment

Of the 5,477 known minerals, more than 1,000 were discovered in just the past 10 years.

--Sophia Chen