So...what IS it for? quote of the moment

 Your rectum is not designed to drink alcohol. It is sensitive and easily damaged. That is why you don't use your rectum in most daily activities or to operate heavy machinery. 

-- Bruce Lee

(For real.  Right here 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2018/09/29/what-exactly-is-boofing-and-why-you-should-never-do-it/)

Wrong animal of the moment

This is an email from F9 this morning thathad the HI-larious title of "Yakkety-Yak, low fares are back."

Just for the record, is not a yak, it's a Scottish Highland Cow.

quote of the moment

Here's the biggest problem most people will ever have in life: over-intellectualizing what should be a simplicity.

--John Lydon

quote of the moment

Nature's not such a wonderful thing, but it's all we have.

--John Lydon

quote of the moment

My solo album proves that if you throw an accordion down the stairs, I'll find a tune.

--John Lydon

But what did the asteroid DO headline of the moment

A Japanese spacecraft just threw two small rovers at an asteroid

--theverge.com

I'm sure THAT'S the reason headline of the moment

Household disinfectants could be making kids overweight, study says

--cnn.com

quote p of the moment

The buzz of the all-night streetlamps, the natter of 24-hour news anchors, the scrolling Niagaras of social media feeds have built a world that is hostile to sleep.

--Simon Parkin

The I'm in Exactly the Same Boat...

...(But Tell Me Again Why Is This a Headline?) Headline of the Moment

  

WNBA champion team Seattle Storm did not receive White House invite and have no interest in going, Sue Bird says

--foxnews.com

"You're Welcome" headline of the moment

Thank You for Not Eating Your Placenta

--newyorktimes.com

trivium of the moment

only 3 states enforce "mandatory evacuation:" NC, NY and CA.

That's a Good Idea Headline of the Moment

Mac Miller's Tour Canceled Following News of His Death

-- billboard.com

Battling Dual Headlines from Two Different Continents of the Moment