Headline of the moment

NASA promises there aren't any child slaves on Mars

-- cnn.com

Quote of moment

'Flaccid' is not a good word to associate with sausage, but that's what [this one] is.

-- Sam Sifton

Headline of the moment

He thought a book would stop a bullet and make him a YouTube star. Now he's dead.

--Washingtonpost.com

Headline of the moment

2 dead, 3rd shot in head after dominoes game in Las Vegas

-- lasvegasreviewjournal.com

Headline of the moment

California father buries wrong man after coroner's mistake

-- ABCnews.com

Quote (and trivium) of the moment

 Some Italians are superstitious about Friday the 17th because rearranging the Roman numeral XVII can create the word "VIXI"—translated from Latin to mean "my life is over."

-- Jaclyn Skurie

quote of the moment

"Dismember victim in kiddie pool. Cook body parts in microwave. Stuff parts in garbage disposal. Be patient."

-- Sonny Franzese, on how to dispose of a human body

Trivium of the moment

The Mars orbiter has done over 50K orbits to date.

Quote of the moment

All prion diseases are fatal. Animals and humans who develop a prion disease will die of it.

-- emedicinehealth.com

Headline of the moment

Teens are still having sex, most use contraception

-- cnn.com

Quote of the moment

A well-known lifestyle blogger in France has been killed by an exploding whipped cream dispenser.

-- BBC

Pic of the moment

View from a DEN - LAS, F9 flight, just now.

Datum of the moment

Groceries account for 56 percent of Wal-Mart's $486 billion in revenue for the year ending Jan. 31.

-- fortune.com

Quote of the moment

It takes a certain kind of person to want to impose your view of the world on others.

-- Courtney Love (possibly interpreted through Betsy Schneider)

Headline of the moment

"Rain delays opening of Kings Court jai-alai and poker room in Florida City"

-- Miami Herald

Quote of the moment

Here's a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.

-- Dr. Jen Gunter

Headline of the moment

Doctors warn women against putting wasp nests in their vaginas

-- NY Post

Quote of the moment

Meanwhile, fruit flies are headed up inside the Dragon to study how the heart responds to microgravity.

-- Loren Grush