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Spirit promises it won't be America's worst airline in 2017

-- MarketWatch.com

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"Chicken at Subway only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA, tests show"

-- kdvr.com

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"A society that laughs at evil eventually laughs at good, and then loses its way."

-- Roger Ebert

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"time is what stops everything from happening at once."

-- john archibald wheeler

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Metalachi: The World's First and Only Heavy Metal Mariachi Band

On a hot summer night in Veracruz Mexico circa 1982, Consuela Espinoza stumbled out of her dilapidated shanty and into Rock N Roll history. What began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilzers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band to ever live.  From these bleak and humble begins grew the seed that would eventually be the band we know today. Often referred to as the greatest heavy metal band to ever live..always referred to as... Metalachi.

-- metalachi promo materials

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Be you, and be relentlessly you.

-- Lady Gaga

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We live in such a cynical, jaded world...

--  Jack Millard

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Tiger Woods grew a line beard last year. A line beard, for those unclear on the concept, is the heavily constructed beard cut to the jawline and no further. It is sometimes known as the chinstrap beard, the jowl-quator, the R&B Lineup, or for Knicks fans, "The Dolan". It is commonly used like a wire fence across territory lacking natural borders. Everything on one side is face; everything beneath it is surrendered to the body. Like most fences, it requires a lot of maintenance, or else it collapses within months.

Unless you are one of the people currently wearing one, it is universally agreed that it is one of the worst facial hairstyles ever conceived of by mankind.

-- Spencer Hall

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Cheesecake Factory Bomb-Thrower Wanted In Pasadena

-- CBSlocal.com

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Family finds rattlesnake in toilet, then 23 more underneath their house

-- CBSnews.com

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Punxsutawney Phil: incompetent -- or evil?

-- vox.com