quote of the moment

"When viewers last saw April she had just given birth inside of a shark."

-- Rebecca Schumann

quote of the moment

"I don't give a damn if they put a nickel in the slot machine. I want them to pay my admission."

-- Steve Wynn

quote of the moment

"Pokémon Go is the latest tool used by spy agencies in the Intel war, a cunning despicable app that tries to infiltrate our communities in the most innocent way under the pretext of entertainment."

-- hamdi bakheet, member of Egypt's defense and national security committee

quote of the moment

"The size of RR245 is not yet exactly known, as its surface properties need further measurement. It's either small and shiny, or large and dull."

-- Michele Bannister

quote of the moment

"A Public Policy Research Poll found that 13% of Americans say that if the choices for president were Clinton, Trump, and a giant meteor hitting the Earth, they'd go with the meteor."

CNN.com

trivium of the moment

every year, more people are killed by crows in the US than alligators

-- Orlando sentinel