quote of the moment

"people are ridiculous."

-- my mom

bad company name of the moment

"Google Inc. is reportedly in talks to buy Softcard, the mobile payments company formerly known as Isis."

-- vending times

quote of the moment

"Psychotic people seldom behave."

-- mark lukach

headline of the moment

Is this a UFO crashing -ejecting-miniature-spacecraft- or a meteorite breaking apart?

-- daily mail

[wait, wait, don't tell me.  I can figure this out.]

quote of the moment

"As bad as George W Bush was, he revolutionized the presidency. He was the first president who only served the people that voted for him. He ran the country like a cable network; he only catered to his subscribers. Obama's main fault is not realizing that's kind of what people want. That whole trying-to-make-everybody-happy thing is done. People who voted for him want him to do what Bush did. And whoever's the next president will do what Bush did."

--Chris Rock

[he's right, but Obama wasn't the 1st in my lifetime ... Ronald Regan did the same thing.]

quote of the moment

"You can either beat a dead horse or you can cut it into a two-minute web video and hope it goes viral (and people who spend time around dead horses know viral)."

-- ben schreckinger