quote of the moment

"it was a tree. and no, i don't want you to fix it."

-- bumper sticker on a toyota echo; santa clara, CA

quote of the moment

"delay in switch to digital TV is delayed"

-- headline, LA times

quote of the moment

"in chicago, it gets cold. not cold like what you think is 'cold,' but
cold in the way that brass monkeys think is 'cold.'"

-- jim mensch

quote of the moment

"a dumpster is almost like a furnished apartment."

-- cameron birse

haiku of the moment

starling eyes my food
you made a bad choice -- i punch!
b1 2 - birds 1

quote of the moment

"i can't understand why someone would just throw an organ away when they
had one to donate."

-- 20-something white guy talking on a cell phone; millbrae, CA

quote of the moment

"anyone who doesn't believe in miracles isn't a realist."

-- billy wilder

kitty mobile

san francisco, CA

quote of the moment

"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is
absolutely fatal."

-- Oscar Wilde

quote of the moment

"the readers will only care about how someone died if they know how that
person lived."

-- wendell jamieson, city editor of "the new york times"

quote of the moment

"happiness writes white."

-- BBC news commentator

alcupulco seafood pineapple boat

san jose, CA

quote of the moment

"if i paid money for it, it's not dog food."

-- jim mensch, making reference to an apple policy of using the newest
OS ("eating your own dog food").

mile 3800 -- terminus

santa clara, CA

mile 3700

castroville, CA

quote of the moment

"i know the difference between a second hand story and aggressive first
hand involvement."

-- hunter s. thompson

mile 3600

los gatos, CA

mile 3400

paso robles, CA

mile 3300

lost hills, CA

mile 3200

boron, CA

quote of the moment

"you guys wanna go to burger king?"

-- black teenage boy talking to a friend, immediately after eating a
tommy burger; barstow, CA

mile 3100

harvard, CA

mile 3000

las vegas, NV

quote of the moment

"i'm going to get HIV!"

-- white 20-something white woman walking barefoot; las vegas, NV

quote of the moment

"IF YOU CAN'T WIN HERE DON'T PLAY"

-- sign; las vegas, NV

quote of the moment

"circus circus! show me your anus!"

-- drunk 20-something french guy; las vegas, NV

test patterns

"fremont street experience;" las vegas, NV

stop 17 -- terminus

stop 16

stop 15

stop 14

stop 13

stop 12

stop 11

stop 10

stop 9

stop 8

stop 7

(pyrotechnic smoke on the upper left.)

quote of the moment

"i'm sick of this city."

-- unseen man whose voice got picked up by the bus's PA system; las
vegas, NV

stop 6

stop 5

stop 4

stop 3

stop 2

stop 1.5

stop 1

riding the deuce, northbound, a series: stop 0

quote of the moment

the ultimate protection
24/7 private vaults
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(702) 948-5555
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-- entirety of a billboard; las vegas, NV

piña colada sorbetto

las vegas, NV

table lamp

las vegas, NV

5 views, las vegas, NV

9 views, las vegas, NV

9 views, las vegas, NV