Awkward quote of the moment

Getting a flu vaccine is like wearing underwear. Just because you did it last year, doesn't mean you shouldn't do it this year.

-- Archipelago multi-timer, Bruce Lee

Quote of the moment

Getting new trash makes me happy, but I don't like being happy.

Being happy makes me miserable, and I love being miserable!

So that makes me happy—which makes me miserable!

--Oscar the Grouch

Page layout of the moment

Headline: 

Man arrested for theft of two puppies from west Las Vegas pet store

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