November 02, 2005

b1-66er's second punch

Task 1: Gerard Depardieu has announced his intention to retire from acting. If you can work through the tears, please commemorate.


au revoir depardieu
you claim you're hitting the road?
sure, i'll play frogger


Task 2: Now that first blood has been drawn, use the word "styptic" in your next haiku.

a styptic pencil
does not write evil notes well
blood doesn't flow right

7 Comments:

Blogger Sara said...

May I take a moment to express my total delight in seeing that you guys have developed a concept of gender and intelligence that by far supersedes our feeble attempt.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 4:23:00 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

not to be desperately technical but are you bound by the 5-7-5 syllable rule? and if so, i must point out that the first line is in fact 6..

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 5:50:00 AM  
Blogger b1-66er said...

i'm being attacked by sara(h)'s.


sara, the only reason shädy äcres has more of a problem is because you're both sexier and smarter than us on the archipelago. bigger gaps are harder to leap.



sarah, i had written "goodbye depardieu," but like the flow of "au revoir" better. in the part of finnmärck i'm from we actually only say it as two syllables "AHr-vwha" (the "r" is really more aspirated, than anything), but we are at the absolute furthest spot from france (and much closer, actually, to french canada) conceivable. hey man, you're the judge -- what you say, goes.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 1:44:00 PM  
Blogger Sara said...

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 3:08:00 PM  
Blogger Captain Hops said...

evil genius sheds
no tears for quitting actor
Sara(h)s distract him

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 3:13:00 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

that was pretty amazing

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 4:17:00 PM  
Blogger b1-66er said...

he's like that. he's also a mind reader.

compare his gilligan haiku to mine. both written before i met him.

spooky.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 4:28:00 PM  

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