trick or treat of the moment

some elementary school in bismark, north dakota, hit my blog doing a google search for "norwegian superstitions" today. all i can say is it's a damn good thing the little bastards didn't run across SHÄDY ÄCRES instead.

note to school children in the future: this is the internet, not a learning tool. i mean seriously, you wouldn't just go shove a syringe up your arm if it was sitting on your computer, would you? so what the hell are you doing using a search engine? (and no, just because your parents do it, doesn't make it "right.") just put the mouse down and do something truly constructive like hookie bobbing, hanging out at the 7-11 or torturing your younger sibling.


this has been a public service announcement of b1-66er's archipelago where we care for children, but only when we have to.