everyone PLEASE take your seats

folks,

for the safety of the crowd, the fire marshal has asked us to add a referee to the mix here at the slugfest.

and to that end, it is my great pleasure to introduce jdiego, the legendary author of haikus from hell, and a haiku sensei in his own right.

he will be providing color-commentary, insight and wisdom as you could only expect from someone whose most recent works just in the letter "u" have been about underpants, uvula, ukiah and (and the ultra-controversial) utah.

what he says, goes. unless he's clearly wrong, of course, in which case you're welcome to throw chairs.

all welcome, jdiego.