February 17, 2014

"and then I found five dollars"

I'm an occasional editor for urban dictionary, I also subscribe to their "word of the day," (which, typical of them, isn't necessarilya "word") ... here's today's

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Urban Word of the Day

February 17: and then I found five dollars

http://and-then-i-found-five-dollars.urbanup.com/685054

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."

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keeping it here for prosperity. and you better believe this just made me 5% more obnoxious ... not that I need any help in THAT department.