November 03, 2005

b1-66er's third punch

Task 1: A whole lot is being written in the press about the bird flu lately, but with WAY too many syllables for a guy like me. Can you pare it down, please?


pandemic flu tact:
if someone close is coughing
just give them the bird



Task 2: I love watching the Tour de France every year, and so does the Prince of Darkness, it just so happens. Please write a haiku dedicated to Didi Senft, the TdF Devil.


bike chasing german
and another pointed tale
in red devil's lap

3 Comments:

Blogger b1-66er said...

oh, you'll get your cut,
when my friends stop calling me
with, "hoosier daddy"

[i bet only you
know that the final 1k
is "red devil's lap"]

Thursday, November 03, 2005 5:55:00 PM  
Blogger Captain Hops said...

an obscene gesture
averts a great pandemic
tell the CDC!

Thursday, November 03, 2005 6:23:00 PM  
Blogger b1-66er said...

this headline, unedited, from today's "oneworld us".

Bush Bird Flu Plan,
Barely Out of Nest,
Winged on Capitol Hill

Thursday, November 03, 2005 8:51:00 PM  

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