no, *i* am the world's best mechanical engineer

you may recall my efforts to make my brother the world's best mechanical engineer. (he is, btw, the world's best mechanical engineer.)

well, the experiment is going grand. according to google, he's now #3 in the world. think about it, all the mechanical engineers in the world and he's #3 for world's best. that's pretty heavy.

who's #1? through some coding tweak, i now am.

so why fight it? i'm open for business. you have any mechanical engineering stuff you need done? i'm your guy. send it along. my rates are US$100/hr and up. and don't worry, if i get too busy, i'll just farm it out to someone i'm certain you can trust.