va Sneaks off with round 5 and a cheeseburger

How the vegan could know about cheeseburgers, much less where to find that photo of the big guy with the big sandwich, I do not quite understand. BUT...and here I quote from the "Big Book of Haiku Boxing Strategy": NEVER LET A VEGAN WRITE ABOUT TOFU. He'll take it every time.

sure, Susan B. and
Benatar are great subjects,
but tofurkey rules