November 05, 2005

Fooooood ...

(Task 1: write a haiku about how great a juicy hamburger tastes.)


Irresistible
To many - especially
Those who need it least

posted by Anonymous at 16:41

2 Comments:

Blogger b1-66er said...

phone conversation with my pal f.a.h. vii (aka "feddy") from a few days ago. feddy, for background purposes, is a national calibre triathlete (also my coach for swimming from alcatraz to s.f.), long time *attendee* of the t.d.f. and most likely the best programmer at apple computer (which says a lot). he's known for his flat affect, and complete inability to get excited ... i should post this further down, but then only the obsessive would see it ... and hey, this is ALL about exhibitionism, right?

feddy: "hello."

b1: "hello feddy. this is b1. do you have 10 minutes?"

f: i have 5.

b: great. do you know who didi senft is?

f: who? hey, i've been reading your blog.

b: great. didi senft.

f: i was gonna post on there ... i was gonna say to all those people who don't know you, who you are ... straighten 'em out ...

b: great. you're welcome to. do it. say anything. didi senft.

f: but it's rigged! you rig it!

b: what the hell are you talking about? rig what?

f: cheat. right there. in public. you're the mike tyson of haiku.

b: what!?

f: you're a cheater! 8 syllables, whatever. play on! your "judges" don't even care. you're in the ring just biting the ears off people.

b: didi senft.

f: who?

b: so what the hell are you saying? what're you gonna write? why am i even trying to follow this? you've gone insane. i believe that. you're insane.

f: didi cheft?

b: no. senft. didi senft. s-e-n-f-t.

f: fenft?

b: no goddamn you. just listen. some tour de france guy. evil. blood doper. somethin'.

f: i can look it up on google.

b: christ man, *i* can look it up on google. if i wanted google, you know what i'd do? go to google and not have this ridiculous conversation.

f: who?

b: i found him, some guy who dresses in a devil suit.

f: oh that guy. yeah, i know him.

b: YOU COULDA MAYBE SAID THAT. jesus.

f: lives in a trailer during the tour. smelly. doesn't shower. he's sponsored now, i think.

b: great. i got it.

f: he's a weird guy. really weird guy. sponsored now i think.

b: i got that part. how're you?

f: i don't know his sponsor, though.

b: i got that. how're you?

f: HOOSIER DADDY. that just busts me up. hoosier daddy. i mean, right there. he wins. there is no "next round." knock out. k.o. slugfest over. b1 dead. other guy alive. the end.

b: great. how're you?

f: hoosier daddy. ha ha ha ha ha. hoosier daddy. hey b1, HOOSIER?

b: how're you? you pinhead.

f: busy. gotta go. see ya.

Sunday, November 06, 2005 12:00:00 AM  
Blogger Captain Hops said...

ask a vegan to
extoll the virtues of meat,
and that's what you get

Good show!

Sunday, November 06, 2005 8:47:00 AM  

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