quote of the moment

"divorce settlements? please don't talk to me about that subject. my
ex-wife? i should have said, 'here's the house, here's the car, i'll be
seeing you.' it would have been much cheaper.

"there's no way i'd marry my girlfriend now. i mean, she's hot, but
there's just no way i'll walk into that trap again."

-- spoken by a very well dressed white man in his 40's, wynn hotel
elevator, las vegas